A scruffy mixed-breed dog and a tabby cat sit side by side on a red carpet at a nighttime movie premiere, gazing up at a glowing vintage theater marquee that reads MARQUEE TAILS in golden bulb letters, with paparazzi flashes on both sides.

Now casting — waitlist open

Marquee Tails

Your actual pet, starring in a cinematic trailer.

Send us 5–8 photos. We turn them into a 60-second movie trailer — six cinematic shots, one epic world, and your pet recognizably themselves in every single frame. Poster included. Every pet deserves top billing.

Join the waitlistSee a real premiere

We produce just 5 films a day. The first 100 on the list become Founding Members.

Not a mockup — a real premiere

Meet Camyu

A real schnauzer. Eight photos in — one 60-second space epic out. Watch his face across every shot: unmistakably him, the whole way.

You send us this

An everyday backyard snapshot of Camyu, a miniature schnauzer, sitting on a wooden deck — the kind of ordinary phone photo owners send in.

↓ we send back a premiere

Camyu · “The Long Way Home” · Deep Space Explorer · 60 seconds, six shots

Six shots, one star

  • Camyu in an astronaut suit and glass helmet peeks around a bulkhead in a red-lit spaceship corridor, tongue out.Cut 1
  • Close on Camyu's face inside the helmet, lit warm against the ship interior.Cut 2
  • Camyu at a glowing control console on the starship bridge.Cut 3
  • Camyu floating in his space suit above the blue curve of Earth, tether trailing.Cut 4
  • Low angle of Camyu standing heroically in the spacecraft.Cut 5
  • Wide shot of Camyu on the bridge, a vivid nebula filling the viewport behind him.Cut 6
Movie poster for Camyu: The Long Way Home. Camyu in a space helmet fills the frame, with the title and a full Hollywood billing block.

And a poster for the wall

A one-sheet worthy of the lobby

Every film comes with its own movie poster — real title treatment, real billing block, your pet on the marquee. On the Feature and Collector’s editions, we print it and ship it.

Put your pet on the marquee

How it works

Three scenes between the camera roll and the red carpet.

  1. Scene 01

    Send the photos

    Upload 5–8 photos of your pet — different angles, good light, no studio required. Our team builds a character sheet: the official reference that locks in their face, markings, and that one look they give you.

  2. Scene 02

    Direct your star

    You pick their world — Deep Space Explorer, Storybook Kingdom, or Noir Detective — then approve the storyboard shot by shot, choosing your favorite take of every scene. Nothing gets filmed until you say "that’s my pet."

  3. Scene 03

    Premiere in 48 hours

    Our human directors produce, check, and finish every shot. Two days after you approve the storyboard, your 60-second trailer arrives — with a movie poster worthy of the lobby wall.

The three worlds

We never do knock-off franchise styles — only original worlds.

  • Camyu, a miniature schnauzer in a white-and-orange astronaut suit and glass helmet, stands on a starship bridge with a vivid purple-and-red nebula filling the viewport behind him.

    Deep Space Explorer

    One small crew, one vast galaxy — and a captain who never left your side.

  • A French Bulldog in a tiny crimson-and-gold royal robe and a jeweled crown stands on a mossy stone castle balcony, overlooking a painterly fairytale kingdom of hills, a winding river, and villages at golden hour.

    Storybook Kingdom

    An enchanted realm in peril calls for its bravest knight. The knight is napping on your couch.

  • A Golden Retriever in a tiny belted trench coat and fedora stands in a rain-slicked 1940s cobblestone alley in dramatic black and white, lit by a single warm streetlamp cutting through the mist.

    Noir Detective

    Rain-slick streets. A case nobody could crack. A detective who works for belly rubs.

Launch pricing preview

Three editions. One star.

Digital Premiere

$75

  • 60-second cinematic trailer
  • Your pet, recognizably them, in six shots
  • Your choice of the three original worlds
  • Digital movie poster
  • HD delivery, 48h after storyboard approval

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Feature Film

$129

  • Everything in Digital Premiere
  • Cinema-quality movie poster, printed and shipped
  • Formats cut for TikTok, Instagram, and the big screen
  • The one most people gift

Collector's Edition

$199

  • 16×20 gallery canvas of the poster
  • Full 4K delivery
  • Priority production slot — you skip the queue
  • Everything in Feature Film
Painterly movie poster of a heroic corgi in a khaki explorer jacket with leather straps, posed on a rocky summit from a dramatic low angle against golden storm clouds, with the bold title TOP BILLING and a faux credit block at the bottom.

The poster, printed on 16×20 gallery canvas — ready for the lobby wall.

Founding Members get 20% off these prices

No checkout yet — the waitlist casts our first production slots.

Admit two — you and the surprise

The gift for the friend who loves their dog more than people

Most of our films are gifts — birthdays, Gotcha Days, “just because you two are ridiculous together.” You send us the photos in secret; we send back a premiere. Sixty seconds in, when their pet turns to camera and it’s unmistakably them, you win gifting forever. Gift options come with a cinematic reveal card, so the surprise lands like an opening night.

Now casting — waitlist open

Become a Founding Member

We open with 5 production slots a day, and the waitlist casts them in order. The first 100 people on the list lock in Founding Member status: 20% off any edition, a free poster upgrade, and a priority production slot when we go live. After 100, the perks close for good.

  • Admit one20% off any edition
  • Admit oneFree poster upgrade
  • Admit onePriority production slot when we go live

One email when we launch, a couple of behind-the-scenes peeks before that. No spam, ever. Unsubscribe anytime.

Questions from the lobby

How does it work, and what do I actually get?

You upload 5–8 photos of your pet. We build a character sheet — the official reference for their face, coat, and markings — then a full storyboard, and you approve it shot by shot before anything gets filmed. Our studio produces a 60-second cinematic trailer: six shots in your chosen world, scored and edited like a real film. Every edition includes a movie poster; the Feature Film and Collector's editions add printed poster and gallery canvas.

Will it actually look like my pet?

That's the whole product. The character sheet exists so your pet is recognizably themselves in every shot — not a generic breed lookalike. You approve it before production starts, and a human director checks every frame against it before delivery. If it doesn't look like your pet, it doesn't ship.

How is this different from free AI filter apps?

Filters make an AI dog. We make a film starring yours. An app spits out one image of roughly-your-breed; we produce a directed, edited, human-finished trailer where your specific pet — their exact markings, their exact face — carries six shots of story. One is a novelty. The other goes on the wall.

How long does it take?

48 hours from the moment you approve the storyboard. We keep it that fast by producing only 5 films per day — real slots, real queue. Collector's Edition and Founding Members get priority production.

Is this made with AI?

Yes — proudly. Made with AI, directed, checked, and finished by humans. Every shot passes a human quality review before it reaches you. And one hard rule: we never do knock-off franchise styles. Our three worlds — Deep Space Explorer, Storybook Kingdom, Noir Detective — are original, built by us, for your star.

Can I give it as a gift?

Please do — most of our films are gifts. Birthdays, Gotcha Days, anniversaries of the day they picked their human. You just need 5–8 photos of the pet (borrow them from the camera roll or the group chat), and we handle the rest, including a reveal card that makes the surprise feel like a premiere.

When do you launch, and what do Founding Members get?

We're in final production rehearsals now, and the waitlist opens the doors — in order. The first 100 sign-ups become Founding Members: 20% off any edition, a free poster upgrade, and a priority production slot at launch. Joining the waitlist is free and commits you to nothing; the perks are simply gone once 100 spots fill.